Sometimes It Just Has To Be Spelled Out - Friday Flash

Mike she said

Do you know about Quebecois women?

We are not like your buttoned up Yankee girls

Or your Indian women high up there on the Sierras

Bravo ma cherie

For I am an Alpha male, just feel my deltoids

Alpha? Deltoids? Delta and Delta more like

Is there an Echo in here?

Bravo mon cheri, you deserve an Oscar

For you merely have the body of someone who plays a lot of Golf

Rather than a Romeo in the bed

I like you Juliet, same as I like my Whiskey, straight-up, bit of sour

Really? I like my men in Uniforms usually

Hey it takes two to Tango. Where’s your costume then?

If you had X-Ray vision you’d see what I was wearing under my coat

Anyway, I’m more of a Foxtrot girl than a Tango woman really

But I’ve booked the Hotel room

And I’ve also got a half a Kilo of Charlie

Half a key? That wouldn’t get us to November

Besides, I’m more about liver, Lima beans and a nice chianti

Ha Zulus!

Cos I think you’ll find it was fava beans, so to the Victor the spoils!

Now come to Papa!

Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo off!

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