Time For Fun, 41 - There are 41 paving stones from your gate to the front door
Key of the Door, 21 - Your wallet has a combined total of twenty-one credit, debit and identity cards
Clickety-Click, 66 - As usual, there will be a total of 66 prizes given out by you down at the bingo tonight. Everyone's a winner, of sorts
Gateway to Heaven, 27 - Twenty-seven stairs up to the bedroom
Dancing Queen, 17 - The seventeenth step is loose and groans, so take pains to avoid it
One More Time, 79 - There are seventy-nine books in your bookshelf on the landing
Naughty, 40 - All your lightbulbs are 40 Watt energy savers
Knock at the Door, 4 - In her sleep, your wife snores four times before a whistle
Pick and Mix, 26 - The bedroom door is twenty-six inches wide, I have to turn side on to squeeze in through it
Ghandi's Breakfast, 80 - Your wife has eighty, yes eighty count 'em, dresses in the wardrobe
Coming of Age, 18 - She has eighteen different beauty creams, ointments and salves on her bedside table
The Lord is my Shepherd, 23 - William Burroughs and other occultists attribute strong magic significance behind this number. It happens to be my lucky one
Up to Tricks, 46 - There is forty-six minutes until the last game and the end of your shift
You and Me, number 3 - Your wife sleeps propped up on three pillows, one fringed
On it's Own, 1 - Now that I'm here, she can no longer be said to be all alone
Dirty Gertie, Number 30 - We all know your wife isn't called Gertie
Candy Store, 74 - She ain't called Candy either, she's not American
Rise And Shine, 29
Thee and Me, 23
Down on your Knees, 43
Droopy Drawers, 44
Ask for More, 34
Red Raw, 64
Staying Alive, 85
Get up and Run, 31
House!
Eyes down...
Clean the Floor, 54...
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